About My Blog.

Welcome! This is "Catatonic Digressions."
Most, if not all readers don't understand my blog's title. It's an old inside joke from a forum long gone. I was going to change it, but since it's been "confusing" for so long, I decided to leave it. Don't worry about what it means, the content of the blog is what is important.

Unfortunately, my blog isn't what I set out for it to be. A disturbed and manic online stalker and cyberbully has made it impossible for me to post about family, my son, life in my part of New York...so I stopped (for the most part), and I mostly reblog and repost what I feel is important, necessary or close to my heart. As for the stalking sociopath, she can go to hell for harassing me and my family since mid-2008. You can't scare me offline with a few lame threats and dozens of pages of defamation, abuse, depravity and libel. I'm bitchy like that. ;)
(Anyone who knows me knows I'm not actually a bitch, but let's allow this psychopath to think I'm a bitch to her blackened heart's content—it seems to make her feel she has some sort of control over me…and it does not.)

If you read a story and you feel moved in any way, comment. Comments are more than welcome.

Unlike those online who lie and hide behind fake photos and insanely fabricated stories, I'm a real person. I'm real and I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. After years of putting up with online abuse by manipulative, pathological liars, attention whores or narcissists, I've had it. Don't bother me with pathetic drama. I have no time for these types of people and their need to absorb others' time and attention.

Feel free to email me if you have a story or cause you would like shared, especially if it pertains to animal rights, liberation, veganism, animal welfare, health and well-being, geekery, Macs and computer dorkiness, music, lowbrow art, kitchy stuff, skateboards, the beach, swimming, diving, NYC, beading (it's my hobby), recipes (love to cook, especially if I made the recipe up myself!), VEGAN!, ALF, Sea Shepherd, Action for Animals, NIO, 269Life and/or anything you think I might enjoy or others might—you never know. It doesn't always have to be serious. Hilarious stories, local NY, funny videos or photos, photobombs (especially if they contain pets!)...I might be partially censored, but I'm not closed down!

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For the Oceans,
Suzanne

Monday, August 31, 2009

“Stalkers are lol trollcat”

Stalkers are lol trollcat

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Okay… this was originally posted on my "Stalker Documentary Blog." It's too LOL awesome too not post here.







Stalkers are lol trollcat

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Fucking EPIC! LOL Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Thanks, Trollcats!


IA*, this Trollcat is for you. No, seriously. No, you don't understand. It's really, really for you. It was made just FOR YOU!
Awesome, amirite?

STALK MOAR. lol!
…whew, I'm lol'ing.

(*The Improper Adoptee)




Stalkers are lol trollcat

Fri, Aug 21, 2009

Trollcats


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11 Responses to “Stalkers are lol trollcat”


  1. barmaid Says:

    My fave.

    • slum_goddess Says:

      y’know barmaid? i couldn’t tell you which is my fave cos so far, i’ve copied so many of em (w/their links for attribution) to use in future and this’s one of em.

      keep up the fabaroo work, TrollCats dudes. :-)

      slum_goddess´s last blog ..HTH! My ComLuv Profile




  2. FPJ Says:
    August 23rd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    I’d kill you.



  3. <3>

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    http://www.myspace.com/spookiecats
    http://www.twitter: spookiecats

    ~spookie

    MOAR TROLLCATS!

    spookie´s last blog ..Long Beach, NY — Kennedy Plaza Farmers Market, Wednesdays and Saturdays My ComLuv Profile



    • admin Says:


      • spookie Says:

        Awww, everyone needs a stalker! STALK MOAR!

        I’m passing on mad props to you from many friends. Everyone is now hooked on Trollcats. I just did a ShareThis of the latest I think the receiver(s) will choke on their own spit LOL’ing.

        My stalker…is quiet. I think she’s lost her marbles after the latest boatload of entries to my STALKER blog. Awesome! (said with a totally silly dance in mind) She loves cats, too, so she’s possibly so offended she needed thorazine.

        Thank you. No, really. THANK YOU. Thank you so very much for the stalker trollcat. ;) heh heh heh

        If anyone wants a crazed hag psycho stalker, just go post on my stalker’s blog. She’ll be sure to stalk you for at least a year, non-stop. I promise.

        spookie´s last blog ..I LOL’ed for Real! “If Everyone Had Their Own Magazine” (Thanks for the Share, Delmo!) My ComLuv Profile

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Miley Says:





I wish I had stalkers.



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  • slum_goddess Says:





    y’all can have some-a mine. most–but not all–are particularly dimwitted, can spot em off by a mile whether it’s email or in TRW.


    then i have ‘fun’ w/em MY WAY. *snigger* hey, AFAIC it serves em right for fucking w/me in the first place. :-)

    slum_goddess´s last blog ..i’m fucking honore


  • Godzilla Says:

  • spookie Says:

    slum-goddess, we can share ;) I’ve got some, you’ve got some… we have many to go around for all. and yes, serves ‘em right for fucking with us in the first place. Damn stalkers. These people need to get laid.

    Another problem. Trolling. It’s just not what it used to be. :::sigh:::

    spookie´s last blog ..I LOL’ed for Real! “If Everyone Had Their Own Magazine” (Thanks for the Share, Delmo!) My ComLuv Profile

  • Friday, August 28, 2009

    I LOL'ed for Real! “If Everyone Had Their Own Magazine” (Thanks for the Share, Delmo!)

    My friend Delmo posted this to Facebook, and said he laughed hard. Well, I checked it out and had such a good laugh, I'm sharing it with all of you. Enjoy!


    If Everyone Had Their Own Magazine

    It seems like every special interest has its own magazine, but there's also a niche group of people who the magazine industry could target. We decided to take it upon ourselves to create a few magazines covers and see what it would look like if every group of people really DID have their own magazine.

    Thursday, August 27, 2009

    Hooker with a Penis

    I, met a boy, wearing Vans, 501s, and a
    Dope beastie-tee, nipple rings,
    New tattoos that claim that he
    Was OGT,
    back in '92,
    from the first EP.

    And in between
    Sips of Coke
    He told me that
    He thought
    We were sellin' out,
    Layin' down,
    Suckin' up
    To the man.

    Well now I've got some
    Advice for you, little buddy.
    Before you point your finger
    You should know that
    I'm the man,

    And if I'm the man,

    Then you're the man, and
    He's the man as well so you can
    Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

    All you know about me is what I've sold you,
    Dumb fuck.
    I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.

    I sold my soul to make a record,
    Dip shit,
    And then you bought one.

    I've got some
    Advice for you, little buddy.
    Before you point your finger
    You should know that
    I'm the man,

    If I'm the fuckin' man
    Then you're the fuckin' man as well
    So you can
    Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

    All you know about me is what I've sold you,
    Dumb fuck.
    I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

    I sold my soul to make a record,
    Dip shit,
    And you bought one.

    All you read and
    Wear or see and
    Hear on TV
    Is a product
    Begging for your
    Fatass dirty
    Dollar

    Shut up and

    Buy, buy, buy, my new record
    Buy, buy, buy, send more money
    Fuck you, buddy.
    Fuck you, buddy.
    Fuck you, buddy.
    Fuck you, buddy.

    Tuesday, August 25, 2009

    Choo Choo Soul

    Is it just me, or is DC flashing some seriously sexy looks at the camera in almost every Choo Choo Soul video on Playhouse Disney?

    <--Look at him.


    It's not just me. Sure, I'm a sex kitten and can spot these things live and on TV (ha ha), but you see for yourself. DC not only has some bad-ass sexy expressions he throws at the camera, but some seriously [censored] tone when he says little things, like "OOH YEEAAH." I'm trying really hard to keep this blog entry clean. Seriously difficult task. DC glances at the camera dead-on in a few videos, and let me tell you, it's NOT for the kiddies.

    I know there have been forums, for years, discussing Genevieve Goings. I've yet to find one discussing this hot piece of… beatbox. Are moms really still all "oh oh oh he's so cute!" over Joe on Blue's Clue's? I know Choo Choo Soul has been around for quite some time, so I assumed that by now, some Mom, someplace, would've commented. Maybe they have and I just haven't come across it yet. If there isn't a thread somewhere about this dude, I'll be very shocked.

    And I love me some good beatboxin' and breakdancing, and he can DO IT.









    Choo Choo Soul


    November 14,2009

    Concert starts @ 1PM
    Doors open @ 12PM
    Tickets $20.00

    Buy Tickets Online [more]

    Full lunch menu available / General Admission Seated Show / All Ages / First come, first seated / $10 min per person at tables / Stroller check available



    Imagine parents honestly being able to enjoy the music that their children enjoy. Imagine soulful and current renditions of the ABC’s, 1-2-3’s, and learning how to be polite. Imagine a diverse, and incredibly hip duo, teaching children through music on an animated train…. And Choo-Choo Soul is born!

    Choo-Choo Soul was developed by video game designer Greg Johnson while working on his project “ToeJam & Earl III, Mission to Earth” for the Xbox. Burke Treischmann, who was the audio lead and music director on the project, had a working relationship with Greg for over 15 years. The two met Genevieve Goings when she auditioned for one of the voiceover roles in the game. Although she didn’t land the lead part, she recorded several character voices, some of which were gospel singers. Genevieve suggested actually singing the lines as opposed to speaking them. Greg and Burke were so blown away by the soul in her voice that Greg edited the script, adding over 10 pages of new singing lines for Genevieve.

    “I had down time between game projects and was being driven crazy listening to bad children's music, and searching stores for something the family could all enjoy together, and thus was born the concept of Choo- Choo Soul” Greg says. He began by writing the song concepts, melodies and lyrics and recruited Burke and Genevieve to translate the concepts into full and complete songs. The music is contagious and soulful, with a focus on trains and learning. After the completion of the project, Greg pitched the CD around to various outlets, hoping for a distribution deal or possibility of an animated series. Having a working relationship with Disney from a previous pitch, Greg sent the CD in and the response was amazing. Genevieve and Greg were flown to Los Angeles for what turned out to be an unprepared audition in front of a classroom of 4-5 year olds. The children loved her and the execs at Playhouse Disney decided to move ahead with filming 10 interstitials that now air on the Disney Channel daily and feature Genevieve as the Star in character as the Train Conductor assisted by DC, her beatboxing, and breakdancing engineer.
    Most recently “Choo-Choo Soul with Genevieve!” has been honored with a 2007 PARENTS CHOICE AWARD for Children’s television!

    Genevieve
    Born to musician parents in the Bay Area, Genevieve Goings has been creating music since childhood. Touring with her neo-soul band, Legato in 2004 the artist perfected her live stage performance. Her studio career began in hip-hop, writing and recording “hooks” for multiple local artists. This expanded into joining many hip-hop groups and free styling at many San Francisco venues. Her studio experience led her into voiceover work, and to date she can be found on multiple video games, children’s toys, and websites. Since the success of “Choo-Choo Soul with Genevieve!”, she has moved to the Los Angeles area and released a solo album: “Diversity Personified”, a title expressive of not only her diverse heritage, but her effortless knack for combining genres and styles.

    DC
    Constantine “DC” Abramson is a renaissance man of the entertainment world. Break dancing, beat boxing, acting, painting and working as one of the NBA’s most recognizable mascots are only a few of his talents. DC and Genevieve toured together in the band “Legato” and began a mutual appreciation for each other’s talents. As he would beat box and break dance at the shows, Genevieve introduced him to Greg and he was immediately hired on to add his beat boxing to the Choo Choo Soul project. At the time DC was also the mascot “Sourdough Sam” for the San Francisco 49ers. In addition to his role as the beat boxing, break dancing engineer on “Choo-Choo Soul with GENEVIEVE!” DC is currently working with the NBA’S Golden State Warriors as their team Mascot, “THUNDER”.




    Playing the HIGHLINE BALLROOM on November 14, 2009
    Located at 431 W 16th St
    New York, NY 10011
    between 9th and 10th Ave
    (212) 414-5994




    St. George Theatre
    35 Hyatt Street
    Staten Island, NY 10301
    Directions and Map

    Performance Date:
    October 3, 2009

    Running Time: 2 hr. (includes 1 intermission)

    Ticket Price: $28.00, $20.00, $12.00; $10.00

    Tickets by Phone: 718-442-2900 OR 212-307-7171

    http://WWW.STGEORGETHEATRE.COM

    Choo Choo Soul is available on CD/DVD since last year, (The DVD has the videos in full!) and is a must-have for the… ehem…kids. (You won't keep rewinding it to see DC for those 2-3 seconds, right? Noooooo) Yes, the DVD is definitely for the kids only; you moms out there won't find anything interesting or fun about it, not even all the dancing and catchy songs and beats, but watch it for the sake of your adorable, dancing little kid(s).

    This is copped from moviemusicreviews.blogspot.com, 2008:




    Monday, June 2, 2008


    Choo Choo Soul [CD/DVD] - Amazon.com Exclusive


    This special version of Choo Choo Soul is available exclusively at Amazon.com and includes a bonus DVD with 11 videos.

    Join urban music sensation Genevieve Goings and her dancing engineer, DC, all aboard the Choo Choo Train for a musical adventure! As seen on Playhouse Disney, Choo Choo Soul makes learning fun for preschoolers and parents alike.

    Here's a preview of the 11 videos on Choo Choo Soul, all of which feature the kids, Genevieve and DC on a train with exciting animated backgrounds:

    "1, 2, 3": With DC's talented beatboxing leading the way, the Choo Choo Soul gang travels to the land of numbers and learns a dance step.
    "Jump Jump": Kids travel to the land where all things jump, with jumping animals, pogo sticks, and jump ropes.
    "Fly Birdy Fly": Genevieve and the kids travel to a place where they help a little birdy get the courage to fly.
    "ABC Gospel": Everybody travels to the alphabet land and Genevieve and the kids dance around and learn the letters.
    "Blue Zoo Train": Genevieve and the kids travel to the zoo where the animated animals come aboard and ride the train to fall asleep.
    "Polite": Genevieve teaches the kids how to be polite.
    "Do Your Own Dance": Genevieve and the kids find the rhythm to their own dance.
    "Steam Train": Genevieve and DC show the kids what makes the steam train work.
    "Bullet Train": Genevieve and the kids travel to Japan and take a ride on the super fast Bullet Train.
    "Animal Sounds": Genevieve and the kids learn what sounds the animals on the farm make.


    Honestly, this is good stuff. Right now, Nick Jr. is showing off their newest creation, the former Jump Arounds now-known-as The Fresh Beat Band and I really dislike it. Marina is the only talent I like. I can't stand Twist; I think he's a total fake, the creation of some idiot producer, and the same goes for Shout. When Noggin was previewing this "band" last TV season, when they were known as the Jump-a-rounds or whatver they were then, I was seriously NOT interested at all. Thank goodness Playhouse Disney has Imagination Movers and Choo Choo Soul. Nick Jr., sorry… you have nothing. Wait, I take that back. You have Yo Gabba Gabba, and that's good enough. (But you suck for making The Bassbin Twins take down their remix of "Party in My Tummy.")

    I've digressed. Back to the topic. Choo Choo Soul. Check it.